Funny Monday Quotes for Work


We’ve all been there and we’ll be there again next week … Monday. While the weekend is indeed a full five days away, there’s no reason why this Monday can’t be a great day to start the work week and kick things off on a positive note with colleagues and team members.

The next time you are preparing to send out your first email of the week,

Consider passing along a feel-good, or simply relatable, Monday vibe with these funny Monday quotes for work.

Funny Monday Quotes for Work


Motivational Monday:

  • “It’s Monday, time to sparkle & shine!”
  • “Train your mind to see the good in everything. happy Monday!”
  • “Okay Monday, let’s do this.”
  • “It’s Monday, not Doomsday – make it great!”
  • “It’s Monday, don’t forget to be awesome!”
  • “Either you run the day, or the day runs you!” – Jim Rohn
  • “Monday’s are the start of each work week, which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!.” – David Deweck
  • T.G.I.M
  • “It’s Monday, but keep smiling”


Not Again, Monday:

  • “Keep calm and just pretend it’s not Monday!”
  • “I love Monday’s, said no one ever.”
  • “It’s been a long week,” – me in the middle of Monday.
  • “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and am dreaming about Friday.”
  • “Hey, Monday, I’ve been thinking, you should take a holiday!”
  • “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I blinked, Monday.”
  • “The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.”
  • “I can’t Monday today.”
  • “Monday’s should be optional.”
  • “I need an extra day after Sunday, it can be called, Not Ready for Monday-Day.”


We all Monday Together:

  • “May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.”
  • “Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee!”
  • “Today will be one of those days when even my coffee needs coffee.”
  • “Look on the bright side, at least Monday only happens once a week.”
  • “Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”
  • “May your coffee be strong and your Monday feel like Wednesday.”
  • “You mean, Monday doesn’t like you either? I thought it was just me.”
  • “Good morning, and happy only four days until Friday – day!”
  • “Shortest horror story in history: Monday.”
  • “There should be a holiday celebrating all of the people who show up to work on Mondays.”

Feeling less alone on this Monday, yet? For more creative email ideas, read Funny Email Sign Offs, and Best Options for a Follow-Up Email Subject Line.